3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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