i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone