So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion