is your mom at the bar?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter