She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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