my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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