i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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