worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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