shes about as inviting as chlamydia
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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