windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
should my penis look like a turkey
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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