love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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