i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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