So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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