she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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