Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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