A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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