This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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