Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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