Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
