I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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