im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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