weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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