I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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