and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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