how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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