Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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