so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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