lets start a swedish sibling band together
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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