The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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