I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I look better un-naked...
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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