Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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