My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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