i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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