i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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