we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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