also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Less talking, more tequila
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.