I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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