is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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