So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was so not down for the gang bang
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize