Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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