I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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