Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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