if i can run in heels then i can drive
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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