Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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