Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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