I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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