Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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