You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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