I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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