I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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