i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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