my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just blew my weed a kiss
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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